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The subdued color palette and sewn-in label keep the vibe effortless and low-key, while the sturdy construction means this shirt will stick around for years of laughs.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis shirt speaks to people who enjoy dark, tongue-in-cheek humor and comfort-first clothing. It fits into relaxed weekend wardrobes, festival lineups, and cozy game nights, and reads like an inside joke to folks who like their style a little bit wicked and very comfortable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton for soft, long-lasting comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed finish for that worn-in, lived-in color and texture\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk construction\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle stitching and tubular (no side seams) knit for durability and clean lines\u003cbr\u003e- Size range S–4XL (select partners), sewn-in label, available in 58 colors\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU 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